The Sporadic Doublecorn

Sometimes seen when one ingests too many jelly beans. Its natural habitat includes artist's block and absurdly vibrant colors, which it uses spectacularly to display the artist's ludicrousness. Its attire is often inspired by the passing comments of family members, but not limited within the boundaries of reason.

I neglected to post this for awhile because I couldn't come up with a title that manages to explain it.